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Plastic love.

A close friend this past weekend explained his side in the aftermath of a good-holiday-gone-bad (boyfriend style).

To keep this scenario coherent and understanding to all, fake names will be used to help describe my close friend and his boyfriend.

My friend John and his boyfriend Jack had been dating for several months. Every month they would break-up, but something would quickly lead them back into each others arms, and next thing you know: any argument they once had would quickly disappear.

 They decided to take a romantic holiday together to Prague and Milan . Well, with Jack being from Prague, he introduced John to his friends from back home. They decided to go out to a club one night and John got the chance to meet one of Jack’s former dancing buddies, Mark. (Jack is a professional dancer)

John and Mark hit it off pretty well, probably a lot more than most would prefer. Jack began noticing the two getting very close, and shortly after, John and Mark began “dating.” I use the term dating loosely in this scenario- they went out to a few dinner/lunches and had a couple hook ups- all the while Jack was watching.

Its important to make this one part clear: Jack actually told John that he was okay with this.

After they left Prague and went to Milan, there were a few arguments and a bit of tension in the air, as it would be for most common couples.

In Milan, John fancied a few quys but didn’t make any direct approaches. Though Jack allowed John to date his friend in Prague, he wasn’t quite keen on a few of the looks John was getting/giving from other boys in Milan.

Eventually this lead to an argument with Jack waking up to a text message from Johns good girlfriend (i.e. fag hag).  The text message read, “Hey, I know it’s tough but be strong, there are plenty of other boys out there for you.”

John was confused and asked his boyfreind Jack about the text message. After the discussion, both boys confirmed that they were no longer together and broken up for good this time.

Now the two boys were staying in a very nice hotel in Milan, so they didn’t want just a break up to ruin their trip.

John went his seperate way and decided to approach some of the guys he fancied- one in particular who had a boyfriend. They decided to have a few dinners at a couple nice restaurants, and then one night- they had sex.

Jack decided to get on Grindr (the notorious iphone application which enables you to locate the closest gay in your vicinity.)

John and Jack realized what each other was doing, and had a few more arguements. To make a long story short, the last night they were in the hotel with each other, they fought, and then had break up sex.

Now the question at hand is, do guys really think with their Penises more than their heart? Or was this couple really just not meant to be?

Credit: The title of the post came from a song that John wrote about his relationship with Jack, after returning to London.



During the holidays, most couples and long-term shags like to fill the Christmas spirit with laying next to a nice open fire, or cuddling in a soft bed.

And it’s during this time that people have coined the term “Baby making season.” Luckily, for us gays, we dont have to worry about that.

But if you think that just because you are in a same-sex relationship, you might not have to follow some of the same rules that heterosexuals do. I’m here to tell you, you’ve been duked.

Unless your man is a fan of body hair (in all places- and not just chest), you might want to take into consideration one practice that has started to become a mainstream tool in the more recent years.

It’s called the Boyzilian wax. A technique,  which has dated back to Brazil in 1500 AD, this wax has molded itself into being the new private hair removal for men.

When most guys think of Boyzilians, they tend to think of the excrutiating pain that is associated with it. I’m here to tell you, it’s not that bad.

The worse part about the entire process will probably be losing any dignity or self pride you once had. And let’s face it, being gay in your 20s…. I’m sure that’s been lost ages ago.

The standard description for a Boyzilian reads, “back sack and crack.”

The back and crack refers to the removal of hair from both your glutes and the inner lining of the hair around your bumhole. This process is quite funny in theory. Most likely your salonist will ask you to get on all fours and “arch your back.” Don’t be shy, it’s a position everyone’s been in before, including your salonist.  

 If you’re wondering about the sack area, I hear it depends on where you go. The place I enjoyed my experience, placed the hot wax around the sack for several minutes allowing it to take shape and mold around that section of my body.

As this was taking shape, my salonist was waxing other parts. After letting the wax mold for a couple of minutes, the salonist pealed it off, gently, to help protect the skin, but to also make sure it was smooth and clean.

So if you’re wondering about that special gift to give your true love on the 1st day of Christmas, try a Boyzilian- as it will be sure to leave both you and your baby happy for the remainder of Holiday Season.

Mistress? You better own it.

Alone and lost in the world of Sex, Drugs, Money and God (thanks to Russel Simmons for that), you’re most likely going to go out to the bars and night clubs to look for a shag or someone to take home. But when hear that the one  guy you’ve had your eye on for entire night has a boyfriend- and is in an open relationship- embrace it, own it, because you’ve now become  the “other woman.”

With you being single and him being in an open relationship, you’ve got to learn how to follow the rules. Dont stress yourself over attachment and silly things that couples do, because face it- you’re the mistress… and you need to be in control. Don’t be foolish by adding him on facebook, and getting personal with each others lives.

If he happens to introduce you to the family and friends, play it cool, and speak openly about yourself and career goals. Don’t ever feel intimidated that their judging you; chances are, as being human, we’ve all been in situations either similar or worse than the one you’re in now.

Don’t ever feel bad about yourself, unless the guy you are shagging is in a closed relationship- ..then it’s different story, which means a different post.

To help clarify the difference between open and closed:

Open relationship: Both partners are allowed to enjoy and embrace other people- but typically comes with some sort of rules. (i.e. one of the most common being- “You can do what you do, but if you get attached then you have to let me know.”

Closed Relationship: Standard. Monogamy. Need I say more? (It’s what we would all like to eventually achieve in life.)

At the end of the day, we still need someone to hold at night- even if it’s just once a week. So if this applies to you, I only have one rule: be smart, play it safe, wrap it up.

And for those who might happen to disagree with this post, then it’s neccesary to leave them with a nice article on sex and the animal kingdom. It’s normal, it’s common. Get over it and get real.